What has the albatros been telling you???

Response to this request is long overdue. By law, under all circumstances, Department for Humpadinking should have responded by now (details). You can complain by requesting an internal review.

George R.R. Martin

Dear Department for Humpadinking,

I think the albatross is not to be trusted. It seems kind of shady.

Yours faithfully,

George R.R. Martin