How much public money is wasted on breeding naughty chickens?

The request was refused by Geraldine Quango.

Hey you!

I would like a complete breakdown of public sector
spending on chickens by type of chicken. Specifically
I would like to know how much is spent on good
chickens and how much on naughty chickens.



Dear Geraldine Quango,

Here is Hones and Jones and BOnes

Yours faithfully,

Bob Smith

About two billion quid