Dear Geraldine Quango,
Copy of all papers currently on the chief executive's desk please.
The papers currently the CEO's desk right now are:
The Sun and The Telegraph. A box of tissues.
These former are deemed exempt from disclosure on the grounds they
are accessible to you from your local newsagent or library.
With respect to the tissues, we are not prepared to release copies
of these on the grounds we do not consider them to contain any